A BROWSER GAME FOR YOUR USUAL SUSPECTS

Your group chat
has range.

Put your friends in tanks. Give them their worst one-liners. Then find out who can actually aim.

No install. No card. Local play and computer opponents.

SAME TANKS.
PERSONAL GRUDGES.

“The warranty
does not cover this.”

An original line from the demo cast.
Grudge Gunners gameplay: colorful tanks on a destructible hillside with aim, power, and weapon controls
Actual browser gameplay with the fictional demo crew. Your crew supplies its own jokes.

THE GAME NIGHT PLAN

Everybody knows
who said that.

Wind, craters, five weapons, three rounds. The setup is familiar. The people on the hill make it yours.

  1. Make the cast.

    Add names, colors, and quotes your friends are happy to share. Every tank gets the same stats.

  2. Bring the voice channel.

    In the online pilot, a host opens a room and shares an invite. Two to eight friends play in their browsers.

  3. Settle absolutely nothing.

    Take turns, buy your next bad idea in the armory, and ask for a rematch. Discord voice stays in Discord.

FIRST, LET’S MAKE GAME NIGHT GOOD

One host.
The whole crew.

The free online pilot is open by invitation. We’re looking for groups who will play, tell us what got in the way, and come back for another round.

Our proposed Host Edition is $19, with saved crews and free guest joining. It is not on sale yet. Final features and online hosting terms will be shown before purchase.

Registering interest is not a purchase, reservation, or promise to buy.

BEFORE SOMEBODY ASKS

A few ground rules.

Where did the game start?

It started as a tank game for Sweaty Breakfast, our friend group. Grudge Gunners lets you bring your own crew and inside jokes.

Does everybody need to buy it?

The proposed paid edition charges the host. Guests join free. The current demo and invited pilot are free.

Can I try it without an online invitation?

Yes. The demo supports local turns on one computer and computer opponents. Online room creation currently needs a pilot host invitation.

Do custom tanks get better weapons?

No. Names, skins and quotes are personal. Stats, weapon prices, and starting inventory are equal.

Will this read my Discord messages?

No. You enter the names and quotes yourself. Only use material your friends agree to share.

How is my information used?

Your application is stored for up to 90 days of active use to arrange the pilot and contact you about the Host Edition launch. Expired entries are hidden immediately and physically removed on the next signup. Use your private removal link for immediate deletion, or reply to a pilot email from us using the email you registered. The owner can remove requests too.

Our application does not add advertising trackers or collect Discord messages. A salted hash of your network address is retained for up to one hour of active use to limit signup abuse; expired rate-limit records are cleaned up on the next signup. The hosting service may keep operational logs.

Local crews stay in your browser until you submit them to an online room. Room invitations allow guests to see that room’s names and quotes. Hosts can delete a room; rooms expire after eight hours, with expired records cleaned up on later room creation.

Your friend who always says
“one more game” needs this.